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Our first exclusive interview is with the Hunter Cell’s gunslinger, Rider. Find out what makes this assassin tick. What did he do before joining the Cell? Where did he get his signature weapons? These questions and much more are available to our cleared personnel over in the Briefing Room. To gain clearance to this room, you must get the password only found in the eBook version of “Hunter Cell.”

Next time, we’ll be sitting down with the muscle behind the Hunter Cell. That’s right. We’re talking with Sledge. If you have a question or comment for him then leave it below in the comments.

(Taken from an interview from a local station April 2041)

We were fortunate enough to have had the opportunity to interview Sam Jensen. At 84, Jensen is the last inmate of his kind left alive.  He represents the last of the former generation of inmate sentenced to life in prison without parole.  In 1987 at the age of 30, Jensen was found guilty of first degree murder, and his sentence was passed. Since then, he has remained incarcerated at the Graterford Maximum Security Prison in Pennsylvania. What follows is our exclusive uncensored interview with Jensen.

Smith: Good morning, Mr. Jensen.

Jensen: What the hell’s so good about it? Can I get a smoke? Not one of those sissyfied hydros either.

S: I’ll see what I can do. Why don’t you tell me what you’re doing time in here for, Mr. Jensen.

J: You work in the media! What the hell you think I’m in here for?

S: The court record says Murder in the First. What’s your side?

J: My side? (huffs. Guard lights his cigarette) My side? Yeah, I killed the bastard. That’s my side.

S: What happened, though?

J: The son of a bitch raped my daughter. What would you do? (takes a drag) I was a father. I did what I felt I had to do.

S: Twenty-seven times in the face and chest. Seems like overkill to most people.

J: Most people have their heads buried in their own asses. He deserved every bite from that blade.

S: How do you know he was the one responsible? He never had his day in court.

J: My daughter said he was the one, and I believed her! She wouldn’t ever make something like that up. Christ sakes, man.

S: Did you catch any flak once you were on the inside of this place?

J: Of course (lifts shirt) I got this scar from a guy that tried to jab me on the ball courts. Hurt like hell, but I survived. I survived a lot of crap for that matter.

S: Such as?

J: Stabbings, attempted sexual assault, strangulation… you name it.

S: I see. Mr. Jensen, public record shows you as the last of your kind.

J: What do you mean?

S: You’re the last inmate in for murder that hasn’t been executed, or assassinated under the new laws.

J: Oh, that. Yeah, I guess so.

S: What do you make of this assassination sentence?

J: I think it’s a bunch of shit (takes another drag). Computers making a bunch of decisions (exhales) no day in court and no trial…. That’s (explicative) up, man.

S: Then you believe that the Cell exists?

J: Yeah, no… maybe. Hell, I don’t know. Either way, I think they ought to have built more pens, not just started going around killing everybody.

S: Are you referring to Hell’s Forge?

J: That underground pen? Yeah. I mean, we went through a depression, another war… Shit! People got desperate! They should have built the Forge.

S: Do you think that you should be killed by one of these assassins for what you did?

J: I’d take that over the needle any day! At least then, I’d stand a chance of surviving if I kill him instead, right?

S: True. Do you think convicted felons under this new system commit the crime again once they’re sentenced and hunted?

J: Hell, I wouldn’t! I’d be too busy trying to outrun and outsmart them and stay alive. A smart system, if you ask me.

S: Do you regret what you did?

J: Hell, no! (scoffs) I’d do it again if the same thing happened. I only regret being stuck in here and not getting to see my kids grow up, you know?

S: I suppose so.

The rest of our exclusive interview can be seen on tonight’s evening news at six PM right here on this station.

I’ve held out on making my presence known here for my own reasons. Since you’ve been here a little while, I suppose that I can trust you somewhat. I tend to place information on this site that reflects who the media and law enforcement agencies think we are. It’s entertaining to me. They only get little morsels of what it is that we do for you the American Public. They say that we are an enigma. We are an abomination to our Constitution. We are cold, ruthless and maniacal. Who are they calling maniacal? At times, I have to step in and give you my two cents’ worth of editorial commentary to set the record straight.

We are not here to infringe on your rights. We are not wild-eyed murderers. We do not kill the wrong people. We did not come here from another planet (my personal favorite). We do not make ourselves publicly known for a great many reasons. The most important one being the protection of my agents and their families.  We do a job just like your local fire company does a job. Ours just happens to be one that requires more skill sets than most. Since you seem to be trustworthy and have an interest in who we are, I’ll make brief introduction to our little crew:

Rider — white male. Specializes in close quarters combat, tracking and is an expert marksman. His love of handguns and bikes has given him the impression that he’s a modern-day gunslinger. He’s got the track record. Who am I to question that?

Ivy — Asian-American female. Specializes in poisons and deception. Martial arts expert and a driving pro. A fast woman who loves even faster cars.

Judge — White male. A former sniper. He’s caught up in this new NetRo pop culture thing. Kind of a Sam Spade on steroids.

Sledge — African-American male. Demolitions expert. Special Warfare Ops. You don’t want this guy coming for you. Trust me.

Steam Punk — white male. Our in-house gadget man. A cyborg? I hardly doubt it. A little bit of a wild streak in his young soul, but he’s a pro all the way.

Kitana — White female. Ninjitsu master. Don’t let her looks deceive you — if you can even see her coming.

Max — African/White – American female. Sorry to use such boxy terms. It’s the society that we live in, though. She is an expert marksman. Loves her classic muscle cars. If you’ve left an imprint somewhere in this world, Max will find you. She’s as beautiful as she is lethal.

I’m Q. I supervise this outfit. They never see me, and neither will you. I will only show up as a voice in your head, or a figment of your imagination.  More on our exploits can be found on a separate page of this site. Until our next briefing.

 Q — Out.

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(Taken from a homicide report filed in the Pacific Grove P.D. February 15, 2039)

‘Two squad cruisers arrived at the scene of the crime at Lover’s Point at approximately 2036 in the evening. Pacific Grove PD officers arrived in response to an emergency call reporting gunshots fired in the vicinity. Upon primary investigation into the crime scene, our officers discovered the body of one victim floating face down in the ocean just below the rock line at Lover’s Point. Investigators later discovered one expended shell casing from a modified .38 Special revolver lying in the rocks. This casing was later matched up to the single gunshot wound to the victim’s forehead after examination.

Two separate eyewitnesses confirmed that a lone white male appearing to be in his thirties pulled up in a dark blue  2039 Chevrolet Hornet Coupe. They both stated that the suspect was wearing a long trench coat, black fedora and a suit. The suspected shooter had a brief conversation with the victim before being shot once in the head at point blank range.

The victim was later identified as a resident of San Fransisco, wanted on multiple counts of racketeering and had been found guilty by the Cloud Court and sentenced to death by assassination.’

It should be noted that now two years after this incident, no one can find or identify the shooting suspect. The Pacific Grove PD later went on record as saying that the case had been thrown out, and any charges against the shooter had been dropped.

(Excerpt taken from an article out of the conspiracy theory magazine, ‘Hidden Switch’, March 24, 2041)

I’ve been saying this for years now! Our own government has set up an agency of killers that have taken aim at the scum and villany within our society. There has been no way to clearly prove their existence yet, but all of the signs are there, people!

Just today in Rockville, MD another instance that may prove their existence occurred. A man was gunned down in cold blood while getting out of his vehicle in his own parking lot. A handful of eyewitnesses claim that they saw a young female with dark hair wearing a black leather jacket behind the pistol that ended his life.  She later sped from the crime scene in an antique 1969 Chevy Malibu with oversized drag racing tires on the back. I was able to later uncover that the victim of this assassination was a former employee of the government that had been found guilty of high treason by the cloud court circuit, and sentenced to death. Coincidence? Don’t bet on it.

This isn’t the only case of an apparent murder that has happened this year. Just last month in upstate Oregon another male was shot and killed with a .38 Special revolver in a New Wave Retro(NetRo) 1940s bar. Same things were present. The victim was a convicted drug dealer in the Pacific Northwest, and the shooter sped from the scene — this time in a 2038 Chevy Hornet Coupe. The shooter was said to be wearing the garb of the modern pop culture NetRo 1940s throwback fad… black fedora, gray trench coat, black suit and was smoking a hydro cigarette at the time of the crime.

Last year we saw more instances of the same perpetrated across the nation. There have been accounts of a desperado/cowboy – type figure that some witnesses claimed has shot his victims in an old western style shootout in Arizona and New Mexico.  The most far-fetched theory to date remains to be the Ninja Theory. There have only been three or four eyewitness accounts that this even happened. However, those who have seen him say that a ninja just appeared out of the side of a home or building, and proceeded to assassinate his victims in cold blood.

They are out there, folks! Mark my words, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the law in today’s society. They’re running out of room in the pens and the budget’s been tight for law enforcement for over a decade. This type of move would completely make sense on many levels.

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