Carnage In Cleveland

(Taken from local newspapers, Cleveland, OH 2040)

‘Local authorities have no idea where to even start with last night’s mayhem. According to a few residents in the area, the shooting commenced at around 10:46 PM, and continued for a solid seven minutes. No one was entirely sure what led to the violence in Roebeth’s Gun & Tackle, but what the Cleveland City Police found was beyond description.

    “We’ve never seen anything quite like this,” Police Chief Allen Berstein said. “It was just death and carnage — everywhere you looked.”

The official police reports haven’t been released to the public as of the printing of this article, but several key investigators on the scene stated that the dead numbered in the dozens. Who or what was responsible for such an act?

    “We only had two eyewitnesses,” Berstein said. “They both gave us a similar description of the suspect: White male, early 20’s, shaved head except for a mowhawk, and a pair of robotic legs. Yes, that’s right — robotic legs.”

One of the witnesses, who wished to remain nameless, told this reporter that the suspect questioned the owner for a few minutes before opening fire directly into his chest with a sawed-off 12-gague shotgun.

    “Poor Bernie was blown clean off of the floor,” the witness said. “He didn’t stand a prayer. None of them did.”

The witness to the bloodbath went on to describe a blinding gunfight with what seemed to be a cyborg.

    “The killer pulled two .45’s out of the sides of his bionic thighs, man,” the witness stated. “His thighs! It was like something out of a nightmare.”

Also taken from this life in the  carnage were three members of the state’s Amish Community, all of which had been suspected of being in cahoots with its local mafia.

    “Yeah, we knew about them and their interest in Bernie,” the nameless person said. “Why this guy wanted anything to do with these three — I don’t know.”

The other eyewitness refused to comment. They were still in a state of shock when the person turned theirself in for petty crimes unrelated to this shooting.’

A Look Into The Crystal Ball

For those interested, an excerpt from Hunter Cell is now here on its own page. It’s not for the faint of heart.

More Public Evidence Of Their Existence

(Taken from a homicide report filed in the Pacific Grove P.D. February 15, 2039)

‘Two squad cruisers arrived at the scene of the crime at Lover’s Point at approximately 2036 in the evening. Pacific Grove PD officers arrived in response to an emergency call reporting gunshots fired in the vicinity. Upon primary investigation into the crime scene, our officers discovered the body of one victim floating face down in the ocean just below the rock line at Lover’s Point. Investigators later discovered one expended shell casing from a modified .38 Special revolver lying in the rocks. This casing was later matched up to the single gunshot wound to the victim’s forehead after examination.

Two separate eyewitnesses confirmed that a lone white male appearing to be in his thirties pulled up in a dark blue  2039 Chevrolet Hornet Coupe. They both stated that the suspect was wearing a long trench coat, black fedora and a suit. The suspected shooter had a brief conversation with the victim before being shot once in the head at point blank range.

The victim was later identified as a resident of San Fransisco, wanted on multiple counts of racketeering and had been found guilty by the Cloud Court and sentenced to death by assassination.’

It should be noted that now two years after this incident, no one can find or identify the shooting suspect. The Pacific Grove PD later went on record as saying that the case had been thrown out, and any charges against the shooter had been dropped.

Mysterious Goevernment Agency Strikes Again?

(Excerpt taken from an article out of the conspiracy theory magazine, ‘Hidden Switch’, March 24, 2041)

I’ve been saying this for years now! Our own government has set up an agency of killers that have taken aim at the scum and villany within our society. There has been no way to clearly prove their existence yet, but all of the signs are there, people!

Just today in Rockville, MD another instance that may prove their existence occurred. A man was gunned down in cold blood while getting out of his vehicle in his own parking lot. A handful of eyewitnesses claim that they saw a young female with dark hair wearing a black leather jacket behind the pistol that ended his life.  She later sped from the crime scene in an antique 1969 Chevy Malibu with oversized drag racing tires on the back. I was able to later uncover that the victim of this assassination was a former employee of the government that had been found guilty of high treason by the cloud court circuit, and sentenced to death. Coincidence? Don’t bet on it.

This isn’t the only case of an apparent murder that has happened this year. Just last month in upstate Oregon another male was shot and killed with a .38 Special revolver in a New Wave Retro(NetRo) 1940s bar. Same things were present. The victim was a convicted drug dealer in the Pacific Northwest, and the shooter sped from the scene — this time in a 2038 Chevy Hornet Coupe. The shooter was said to be wearing the garb of the modern pop culture NetRo 1940s throwback fad… black fedora, gray trench coat, black suit and was smoking a hydro cigarette at the time of the crime.

Last year we saw more instances of the same perpetrated across the nation. There have been accounts of a desperado/cowboy – type figure that some witnesses claimed has shot his victims in an old western style shootout in Arizona and New Mexico.  The most far-fetched theory to date remains to be the Ninja Theory. There have only been three or four eyewitness accounts that this even happened. However, those who have seen him say that a ninja just appeared out of the side of a home or building, and proceeded to assassinate his victims in cold blood.

They are out there, folks! Mark my words, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the law in today’s society. They’re running out of room in the pens and the budget’s been tight for law enforcement for over a decade. This type of move would completely make sense on many levels.